We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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