Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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