Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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