so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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