I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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