I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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