I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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