Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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