Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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