ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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