I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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