this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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