what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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