Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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