About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize