Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
ttyl tear gas
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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