You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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Dignity is for republicans.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize