dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I am midnight drunk by noon
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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