i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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