3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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