are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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