I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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