She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize