oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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