There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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