is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
they're like a gay fantastic four
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
There's even glitter on my cock...
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