Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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