His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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