Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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