Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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