I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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