i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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