Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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