Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize