We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Watching her eat just hurts me
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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