whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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