he puts the penis in happiness.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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