Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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