Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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