i will never coherently bang her
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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