Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
did i walk over a car last night?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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