he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So here I am, sexting at work.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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