gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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