This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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