Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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