Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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