Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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