sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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