She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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