Having a random hookup so left but love u
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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