How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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